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Is this Site part of the vast right-wing conspiracy, dedicated to the corruption of the political process and the permanent destruction of the Democratic party? - YES!

Is this Site funded by the ignorant followers of George W. Bush and cultish worshipers of Karl Rove - YES!

Aren't you folks ashamed of the propaganda and mindless garbage presented on this Site? - YES!

The entire World is laughing at you idiots and you probably don't even care? - RIGHT!

You're nothing but a bunch of White, racist, rednecks! - WRONG! (Very Wrong!!)

This Site looks like the John Kerry Site because you know the only way to get people to vote for Bush is to trick them? - YUP!

Don't you mindless rats have anything better to do with your time? - NOPE!

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